Haven't you really got anything better to do with your time than surf? You should get out more....

What I'm interested in:

• Swindon Town FC
  Best in the West - not that that's a huge achievement mind you - still at least we've won a major trophy - 1969, Don Rogers, muddy pitch, League Cup Final, etc, etc....
• The Simpsons
  It's a pornography store - I was buying pornography. I don't like you, brain and you don't like me - so let's get this overwith and I can get back to killing you with beer.
• Things Musical
  If it's Indie, it's in - The Wannadies, Catanonia, My Life Story, etc, etc

Andrew Hawes's Links:

• Swindon Town Home Page - See life in mid-table medicority land
• The Simpsons - How many Homer sounds would you like - about 200 do you?
• Altered Images - History of the most amusing Scottish band
• Dave Green's Page - GLR contributor - a very good radio station, don't you know.